Welcome to Newtongrange Star – Chris Robertson

We are delighted to announce striker Chris Robertson has joined the club on a 2 year deal. Chris joins us on a permanent contact from Easthouses Lily

Thoughts of Manager, Chris King – ‘Delighted to get Robbo on board he’s great addition to the squad. His ability to come short and go beyond adds another dimension to the team, he knows where the goal is and we’ll hopefully see him getting on the scoresheet on a regular basis in a Star shirt’

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