Ryan Porteous Signs Contract Extension

We are delighted to announce midfielder Ryan Porteous has signed a contact extension with Newtongrange Star which will see Ryan commit to the club until the end of the 2022/2023 season. P has been with the club for a number of years and is a key part of the club on and off the field.

Thoughts of Manager, Chris King – ‘Delighted Ryan has extended his deal at the club. Ryan is a honest lad and has a lot of respect within the club. Ryan could well have moved on this year with a lot of clubs interested but it shows how happy he is at Newtongrange and he also wants to play a part in moving this club forward’

Ryan Porteous – ‘Happy to be signed up for next season so I can fully focus on helping the team stay where it belongs with the ambition to push on again.’

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